Tuesday, May 18, 2010

"If you are calling about a cat or dog, please press 2."

I went to my most trusted coping mechanism the afternoon/evening of my appointment and into the next day.  Sleeping.  Does wonders for me. 

I slept through a voicemail from the drug company that was going to send me the miracle drug.  When I called them back, I got the main menu.   "Thank you for calling SBH Medical.  If you are a Veterinarian, please press 1.  If you are calling about a cat or a dog, please press 2."  I wish I was making this up.  I listened to all the menu options and didn't hear anything like, "If you are a human, please press 8.", so I just started pressing numbers until I got someone.  Luckily, she was nice.

My medicine will arrive in the morning by Federal Express. 

My home health vet, uh, I mean, nurse will get there shortly after.

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